ass baby 

When a couple is having anal sex, and sperm drips from the anal cavity to the vagina, impregnating the woman.

The ejaculate from John's then empty testicles dripped from Denise's anal cavity to her vaginal mound, thus impregnating her. She then gave birth to her beautiful ass baby, Clifton.

ass baby by willdbeast May 2, 2006

Ass Be-honker 

A little green goblin wearing a clown nose that lives in the ass of an Australian Virgin Woman.

You are a stupid little Ass Be-Honker.

Ass Be-honker by Wafflez Hudson August 31, 2005

Ass grease 

Ya know that slick feeling you get between your ass checks when you let a wet fart, And you think that you need to wipe.

There another shot of ass grease

Ass grease by Jacob January 13, 2004

Ass Poacher

N. One, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person's ass. This can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl's ass while in presence of a girlfriend. Ass poaching is not, however, unisexual. A woman can be an ass poacher, as well as the ass poached.

also: ass poached, ass poaching, "poached ass", ass poachery

I can't believe Wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant ass poacher!!!

Ass Poacher by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

Ass Biscuit(s) 

A Combination of sweat, poo, and cotton from boxers that has clug to the anal hairs are referred to 'Ass Biscuits'.

Jack: ' Aw Boys, Ive got a massive ass biscuit!!'
'My nails are hurting from the last picking session last week of my ass biscuits.'

Ass Biscuit(s)

Ass Biscuit(s) by Thom els October 11, 2008

ass raid 

An ass raid is when 10 men with small dicks, squish their junk together in order to create one normal size dick.

After joining forces, they stick their dicks into the first ass they can find.

Hey, Flannigan? Whaddaya say about the mighty ten gettin' together today?

Deckster, i'm so happy you said that! Ass raiders unite!

ass raid by nox.the.king July 21, 2006

ass juice 

The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!

When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!

ass juice by T-Nuggets October 6, 2009