destroy your dick december 

Simular to no nut November but the opposite as on the first you massterbate 1 time on the second 2 times until the 31 you massterbate 31 times for a total of 496 times in December

“Are you gonna participate in destroy your dick december?”

“Hell na man my dick will come probably fall off.”

destroy your dick december by sgstd November 20, 2017

Nigga Dick 

The longest french fry in your McDonald's meal.

Damn, this is a nigga dick. Lemme put extra ketchup on it.

Bitch, why'd you take the nigga dick? Take the small one instead.

Nigga Dick by Sydnay Nayy January 1, 2009

riding dick 

When a woman bounces on a mans penis rapidly.

A hoe in the streets enjoys riding dicks all day.

riding dick by GrreattDefenitions February 28, 2015

dick control 

A method used by males to prolong an orgasm. Masturbation helps a man from premature ejaculation.

A man who can control his mind to cum when he wants to has dick control.

A man with excellent dick control can go 50 minutes to an hour before bursting the first nut.

Carl's girlfriend was elated when he developed better dick control to make the sex last longer.

dick control by dwayne May 13, 2004

dick lick 

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.

dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick

dick lick by Kais June 28, 2004

dickson 

Son of a dick

Hey dickson! Hey, son of a dick!

dickson by Dickson is son of a dick September 27, 2011

THIS DICK! 

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.

<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!

THIS DICK! by mackstann February 12, 2005