Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

real

real, meaning: for real or literally or i know right.
something you agree on.

"zendaya is pretty,"
"real."

by zendayaisgod October 2, 2022

Real

a cry of pain.

A: "I want to die."

B: "real"

by A Salad December 4, 2022

real nibba hours

The time when shit go down

Marx: Remember when we called a restaurant and ordered shit, but never paid?
Stalin: That was some real nibba hours.

by Venomsterr May 23, 2018

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.

That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!

by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024

Real Sigma

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.

'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'

by abc chicken July 31, 2024