tweeting jesus 

to fart. farting. to bust ass. busting ass. to squeeze the cheese. squeezing the cheese. baking an air biscuit.

are you just constantly tweeting jesus? stinky motherfucker.

have you tweeted jesus today? you look kind of backed up.

hold your breath, i just tweeted jesus.

i have to tweet jesus so bad, it's tearing the ass out of me.

tweeting jesus by chuckybubbles May 9, 2014

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by Selur livid March 29, 2015

alaskan jesus 

Nailing someones balls or breasts to the ice and walk across their back

I gave that bitch an alaskan jesus

alaskan jesus by Fuckboi98 May 29, 2016

the jesus jog 

An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.

Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?

Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.

the jesus jog by GrainTrain November 26, 2017

Surfer Jesus 

The traditional western image of Jesus which depicts Him as a white dude with long hair and a gnarly beard. Totally looks like the surf bum at your local beach. Or homeless.

The King of Men hangs 10

Surfer Jesus doesn't just walk on water, he rides the waves

Surfer Jesus by homieijustfuckedyomomma May 17, 2018

busty jesus 

A person so unique, unlikely, or weird that there is no other way to describe them than as a "busty jesus"

The party was mellow until three busty jesuses rolled up on Lime bikes wearing leopard print bathrobes and singing "Row Row Row Your Boat" in a round.

busty jesus by Turler August 3, 2018

Dribble jesus 

An absolute G at playing ball (basketball)

Person A: “Good buckets out there’s man!”
Person B: “they call me dribble jesus for a reason.”

Dribble jesus by Keepurselfsafe August 30, 2018