Definitions by GrainTrain

Jim Gaffigan 

That one really funny comedian who always fat shames himself even though he's not an actual fat person.

I just went to a live show of Jim Gaffigan and I couldn't stop laughing!

Jim Gaffigan by GrainTrain March 11, 2018

flavor clot 

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

flavor clot by GrainTrain February 9, 2018

Netflix original 

A series on Netflix that comes out with one season almost every year.

I just finished a Netflix original and now I have to wait until next year to finish it.

Netflix original by GrainTrain January 22, 2018

Mario Kart 

The most famous Mario racing game where everyone claims they will destroy you only for all to get destroyed by the one true master.

Kid: I'm going to destroy you in a game of Mario Kart!
Secretly The Master: I'd like to see you try!

Mario Kart by GrainTrain November 28, 2017

the jesus jog 

An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.

Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?

Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.

the jesus jog by GrainTrain November 26, 2017