Minnesota Snow Storm

The act of ejaculating on your partner outside in the middle of winter.

It was getting hot and heavy so we we went outside and I gave her a Minnesota Snow Storm.

by Daneomania March 4, 2022

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Buffalo Snow Storm

While having sexual relations, one pops a pimple into the first males mouth while receiving a load of semen into same mouth, this concoction is then swirled around and spit into other males anus. Rectal sexual relations continue.

Oh Tyler, that Buffalo Snow Storm last night was phenomenal.

by Rocco Soccio January 14, 2026

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026

Snow Toque

Small mound of fresh snow resembling a toque.

The fence posts are wearing snow toques.

Those piles of snow on top of the inflatable Christmas decorations make them look like they are wearing snow toques (hats).

by SnowToque January 16, 2026

snow day

When you take it in the ass and receive a full load of jizz, plug it up with a 2" plug, and walk around all day with the white wonder up your sphincter.

Zohran pumped me so full of snow, I had to take a snow day because i couldnt walk to school.

by dayoffenjoyer January 23, 2026

Atlanta Snow

"Atlanta Snow" is a term for events which have been made to seem certain but actually have a low chance of happening.

Person One: That concert was a bad case of "Atlanta snow"
Person Two: I knew I shouldn't of bought those tickets

by iguessitdidntsnowinatlanta January 26, 2026