Strikegold's definitions

Crunkle Dunk

The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.

Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

Brazilian Nut Sling

A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.

Hey mat my girl just gave me a Brazilian Nut sling, my balls still hurt something fierce

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

Brown whoopee cushion

When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself

Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.

by Strikegold August 24, 2021

Snurb

Somebody who spends money on unnecessary things, acts in a very unnecessary way, does unnecessary things, or let’s the boys down.

Hey mat, I just spent 30 bucks on micro-transactions, stole a bunch of kills, left the match cause I was afraid to lose, and I let the boys down really bad. I think I might be a major Snurb.

by Strikegold August 28, 2021

The Burnt Mozzarella

The act of Cumming into an ass and having the recipient release the cum along with a wave of gushing diarrhea. The thickness and look of it resembles burnt mozzarella dripping down their legs. It can also be done with booty soup.

Hey mat, I did the burnt mozzarella last night. And my anus is still twitching.

by Strikegold January 20, 2022

Skunge

After vomit ferments in one’s asshole, it leaves a layer of Skunge on the roof of the anus. It looks like moss, but has the texture of rotten sludge.

Omg Matt I have so much Skunge right now!

by Strikegold April 14, 2022

Booty hoe

A female multi dimensional creature, that has the ability to jump pocket realities at will, and can use its 5th dimensional nose along with its clairvoyant mind abilities to detect and track anything across all realms of existence. It uses all these abilities and talents to relentlessly find and pursue booty for all eternity. A booty hoe is also someone who likes booty.

Oh my god Mat, I was finally tracked down by the godlike immortal being known as the Booty Hoe! She could sense my enormous booty, and hunted my like a rabid dog for years! Also I’m a bit of a booty hoe since I’m a fan of the booty, just sayin

by Strikegold June 25, 2021