plutonium poop

A plutonium poop, is a poop commonly defined by its extraordinarily high levels radioactivity. This is due largely in part to the high concentrations of raw plutonium and Cobalt-60. The origins of plutonium poops are completely unknown, but are becoming increasingly common in public restrooms.

"dude, I think someone dropped a plutonium poop in the mens room. the smell gave me ball cancer"

by chillbillwill June 17, 2016

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Leather Poop

The feces resulting from consuming almost nothing but deep fried edibles for a prolonged duration of time.
Leather Poop is dark brown, almost black, and can be confused with the black poop resulting from internal bleeding.

Man, I was shitting pure Leather Poop after I molested my mom's deep fryer last weekend.

by Tankzorx July 5, 2016

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Poop-eye

Because Louis couldn't pronounce grandpa.

"I can't say grandpa so I'm gonna just call him Poop-eye"-Louis
"Lol, same"-Everyone else
"Half of my bones are metal"-Poop-eye

by DimmyJonaldsson October 1, 2022

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Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022

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