cat mum 

A lonely woman, mostly in her 30 or 40s, that tends to call herself cat mum instead of pet owner and not married with children. The person typically also has feminist/childfree views and uses the term as a coping mechanism to show others how „independent“ and „happy“ she is with her choice.

She is 35 and still only has hookups and no stable relationships. She will surely end as a cat mum.

cat mum by GiantCope September 8, 2023

Cat Dick 

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

Cat Dick by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023

cat boarding 

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

cat boarding by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Cat burglar 

One who burgles cats

I’m a cat burglar

Cat burglar by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Cat Nippling 

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.

I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.

Cat Nippling by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023

Cat Activity 

An intellectual way of calling someone’s activity “pussy behavior”, calling a person a “pussy”, or redirecting someone’s negative comment back to themselves.

“Ew, gay people.” - Bob
“Cat Activity.” - Reply to Bob, implying that Bob is a pussy for typing/saying this

Cat Activity by navosyz October 14, 2023

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit

This phrase is used to describe something that is extremely poor quality or worthless.

Dave: "I need you to review this code base and optimize it."
Frank: "I took a quick look, and this code base is cat shit wrapped in dog shit."

Cat shit wrapped in dog shit by BillionBro October 15, 2023