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Blowin' Chips 

A term used for centuries by the Masai people of Africa, it involves the ceremonial eating of a spicy, burrito like food called a Pashoo. This is followed, 24 hours later, by a release of excrement so intense that the rectal lining crisps up and falls off.
"Last night,after i had some taco bell, i shat so hard my ass felt like i was blowin' chips"
Blowin' Chips by cgriff May 31, 2007
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blownado 

when a man is woken up by the blow jobs of two to five women at the same time while they spin around the male
oh my god my girlfreind and her freinds gave me a blownado this morning
blownado by kat eater March 23, 2010
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blowtreat 

The new alternative to a blowjob. No one like to hear about a job and no one likes to work. But everyone loves treats!! What person wouldn't want to participate in a blowtreat!!
Last night my husband wanted oral sex...I gave him the best blowtreat ever and got a prize at the end!!
blowtreat by Rev Pickle July 18, 2010

Blowritto 

When a human of the male sex is engaging the process of eating a chipotle burrito and getting he shaft sucked by a slore, simultaneously and than skeeting on the last bite of his burrito and stuffing it in the slore's mouth for her to swallow. There for adding man made chipotle sauce and giving the ultimate pleasure back to the slore.
Dike Mugan was totally recieving a blowritto when Sik Notirin was video taping it for spankwire.com
A robot whose main purpose is performing blowjobs.
He turned on the blowbot, and it proceeded to suck his dick.
blowbot by decguy1 June 12, 2012

blowpology 

an apology for something so mean it can only be rectified by giving the other person oral sex.
After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology
blowpology by NumbChuck September 29, 2014

blowgloving 

An act that's sort of like a combination between an inverted rusty trombone and the silent duck.
Fortunately, the wall was glass tile, so there wouldn't be too big a mess to clean up from the blowgloving.