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Twitterian

I person who uses twitter way too much.
GUYS!!! THE TWITTERIANS ARE AT MY DOOR!!! HELP ME GUYS!!!!
by Voided Viper June 20, 2024
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Twitterpated

Twitterpating is likely to occur when your absolutely stone cracked crazy about someone. Symptoms of twitterpating include delusion, hallucinations, feeling starstruck/ lost for words, light headedness, nervous sweats and losing sense of all logic and reasoning. Twitterpating can often leave u feeling like a right dope and can occur at anytime to anyone.
I was out last night an I saw this fine beour and I was twitterpated by her.
by anonymous June 21, 2024
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Twitterpated

Twitterpated means to be absolutely bat shit crazy about someone. Symptoms of twitterpating include hallucinations, light headedness, giddiness and not being able to think straight.
I met a fine beour last night and I was twitterpated by her.
by Chicas June 21, 2024
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TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said
by meteoridian June 26, 2024
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Twitter

T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024
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twitter vibes

Refers to the popularity of a person (e.g. singer or celebrity) only based on the amount of tweets talking about them. This does not always translate to actual popularity with the general public. It is mostly used on Stan Twitter as a drag.
Person 1: "mind you, beyoncé IS the greatest and most influential pop star of the 21st century"
Person 2: "the greatest based on twitter vibes btw"
by repufolklore November 27, 2024
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TWITTER

A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER
by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024
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