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Mormon sock stomp

When you grab poop from your own butt and put it in your partners rectum, then put a foot with a sock on it in the rectum and push
Hey, elder Joseph educated me on the Mormon sock stomp. Stacy said no
by Jebodiaih Mathew September 16, 2025
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Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025
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Burning the Sock

Noun; A fake inside joke made in order to test if someone is laughing at your inside jokes without knowing what they mean.

Verb; The act of putting someone through some form of unspoken test to indoctrinate them into a clique.
"Yikes, man that was crazy. I guess you could say you were really burning the sock on that one. *Everybody pretends to laugh, even John, who doesn't know what the joke means*"
by Scrumdiddly Daddily Doo January 21, 2025
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Sock

What's more than one snake called? Oh, that's a sock of snakes.
by Tweakn420 January 22, 2025
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Battle Sock

A sock that has hardened from male ejactulation.
Oh man i found my old battle sock.
by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
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Battle Sock

A sock used for male masturbations filled with male ejaculation
Oh hey I found my old battle sock.
by killjoygnomes January 25, 2025
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Croation Cum Sock

Shooting absolutely massive loads into a sock made in Croatia. Then after a long period of time when the sock is hard and crusty, shoving it as deep as you can into a woman's vagina until it eventualy impregnates the woman.
"Barbara really wanted a kid, but didn't wan't to deal with the penetration of it all. So I offered her my Croation Cum Sock. Problem solved"
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
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