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hamburger hot pocket

When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
by CooterTooter March 18, 2016
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Hot Pocket

When your construction co-worker is busy on a ladder and you unload a tube of caulk in his pockets. He can't wash it out and the caulk will dry and seal his pockets. He'll keep on wearing the pants for years because he's a construction worker.
"Why are your pockets glued shut?"
"Because homie gave me a Hot Pocket"
by scumbbag June 26, 2019
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Hot Pocket Coochie

123 ready to go. Easily hot, easily got. Hot and just ready to be given out. Acquired very easily.
Hey did u hear “Gammy said mommy has that hot pocket coochie”? “Yea” I don't know what that means tho it's just what Gammy said.
by isaiah11jr December 22, 2023
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Back pocket

A term used in football to regard a defender easily tacking the attacker
We played a game of football today. There striker was shit, he was in my back pocket all game
by UgandaSonic January 10, 2018
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pocket nigga

a nigga kept in a metaphorical pocket, often used as reference to cosign anti-blackness coming from any one in any manner
"Well maybe if black women didn't wear weaves they'd be worthy of respect"

"pocket nigga behavior"
by shayshaycode May 23, 2023
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Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.
Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month
by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009
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Trenton Hot Pocket

The act of wrapping one’s penis in pork roll (not Taylor Ham) and a Delorenzo’s Tomato Pie, filling your partner’s vagina with a pint of Halo Farms ice cream, and fornicating, while lamenting all the PA drivers who clog the passing lanes.
We were going down to the shore, but stopped at a rest area for a quick Trenton Hot Pocket.
by Dadocentury November 10, 2021
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