croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money
"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."
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tunnel in your head

someone who never listens
"You never take my advice because you have a tunnel in your head."
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He only has a head to separate his ears.

a stupid person
A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."
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