mr frisker 

a silly childish name for one's penis

guy1: yeah she saw my mr frisker last night

guy2: too bad its too small for her to do anything with.

guy1:yeah... NO IT WAS! I SWEAR

mr frisker by big_and_fruity June 21, 2013

Mr. Floppers 

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"

My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.

Mr. Floppers by SpindalisZena September 3, 2013

Mr. Butterbottom 

A man with a well-shaped derriere that is as comfortable as a pillow so his partner can put her head there to sleep.

"I bet Mr. Butterbottom is wearing silky panties as a pillowcase today."

Mr. Butterbottom by Peermingle September 8, 2013

Mr Citizen

A taunt used to try and goad a sensible dude into an act of crass stupidity by suggesting his attitude is dull and straightlaced. Usually repeated ad nauseam in a high pitched shriek to try and wear the victim down.

Idiotic Dude: I've pissed in this glass, drunk it, then hurled back into the same glass. Down that!
Normal person: Fuck off
Idiotic Dude: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't drink my piss-chunder? What are you? Get it down you! Mr Citizen! Come on Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen! Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Idiot: I know what woulod round the evening off perfectly. Let's break into the Zoo and fuck us a couple of baboons!
Idiot's friend: Don't be ridiculous, you'll get AIDS
Idiot: Citizen! Mr Citizen! Won't fuck a monkey coz he's scared of getting caught! Mr Citizen! Thinks he's going to get AIDS Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!Citizen! Mr Citizen!

Mr Citizen by The_Trill_LV October 12, 2013

mr. serious 

title given to someone (preferably male) used to joke and play around with his friends then due to a sudden life change or other circumstances has decided he is officially too grown up for such shenanigans.

n. often found when one enters into the professional world from college or graduate school.

Johnny used to join in on the fun of drinking and playing hilarious pranks with his friends then he got a job in the real world and decided to put aside those "childish" things. He is now referred to by his friends as Mr. Serious.

Pete: you think Johnny will hang out tonight?
Steve: you mean Mr. Serious? I doubt it.
Pete: makes sense. what a douche.

mr. serious by masterchief69 October 30, 2013

Mr. Hornster 

1. A sexually aroused man
2. Another name for rhino

"Let's have sex."
"Okay, Mr. Hornster."

Mr. Hornster by misterhorndog November 27, 2013

mr over 

A totally sexy boiled egg without a dick

Gay fag Keita Mr over

mr over by Whorehay April 14, 2014