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Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
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turd burgies

i'll have number 3 with a few turd burgies
by GABEBESTX1771 December 31, 2025
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Turd Suckler

someone who consumes or absorbs falsehoods without question

an insult to describe a person who is gullible or naive enough to believe or accept blatant nonsense, lies, or "bullshit".
MAGA are a bunch of turd sucklers
by CelestialWholesomeness January 9, 2026
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Truida

The part of Florida that is truly Florida; All of South Florida including Miami
Guy: Are you going to Truida this summer?

Dude: Totally! Can't wait to go to Miami while I'm there.
by Dilly Dally Doggy Woggy January 9, 2026
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Carpet Turd

Little pieces of dirt left in your carpet from animals. Usually know to happen if you have flees. Flee Dirt, Dust mites, Dirt, etc.
(Shane is laying on the floor)


Bob: Dude, I think i just got some fucking Carpet Turds in my ass crack!

Henry: Carpet Turds?

Bob: Yeah man, Carpet Turds!
by Wink666 March 20, 2009
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Re-Turd

A guy that acts like a retard but worse.
Dude, that guy is not a tool he is a Re-Turd!
by dinvergod January 20, 2010
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Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.
I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.
by Texas Four November 30, 2010
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