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Turd-o-glyphics

The graphical alphabet of turds in the toilet bowl, similar to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

Floating and sunken turds can represent animals, household objects, or simple shapes.

Alone or in combination, they can convey important messages.

There is no universally agreed upon interpretation of turd-o-glyphics.
After pooping, I quickly look into the toilet for any messages written in turd-o-glyphics before the turds sink, rearrange themselves, or otherwise lose their meaning forever.

Occasionally, floating turds on the move can convey multiple messages in sequence.

Sometimes I share pics or movies with friends to see if their interpretations of the messages differ from mine.
by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025
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