Left pocket dog shit

I’m lowkeyly mad geeked because I HAVE NOTING 💔💔

“Yo bro can you cover me”
“Nah bro I got left pocket dog shit”

by itsalwaysme223 July 1, 2024

Pocket Pebble

When one leaves paper in a pants pocket then proceeds to wash said pants. This creates what is known as a "pocket pebble" because it resembles a small rock or pebble.

wadded up paper in ones pocket after washing clothes.

Keenan left his work reciepts in his pants pocket then washed them. When he reached in his pocket the following day, he found a pocket pebble.

by JColeman August 13, 2011

Hot Pocket

When you place Saran wrap in your partner's mouth and then you s*** into their mouth that is a "Hot Pocket"

My girlfriend let me give her a Hot Pocket last night this one tasted like s*** for real !

by Sikestwon June 16, 2022

Pocket Twist

Giving yourself, or receiving, a hand job through the pocket of your pants.

Got a pocket twist under the table last night bruh.

by AuntJemimasSandwiches January 10, 2019

Gas Station Pocket Knife

An individual that looks and acts tough, but is actually a pushover.

A bully or poser

"That Gas Station Pocket Knife started a shove match with a waiter for getting his girlfriend's order wrong, but he started crying after the waiter threw a punch."

by RalphTheWanderer October 6, 2022

pocket billies

Reaching your hand deep in your pocket to rub one out on the sly

Check out Johnny in the corner playing pocket billies

by Dirrrty_dawwwg January 6, 2021

Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by anonymous June 22, 2024