Amoeba-brain

A simple minded person. A dim-wit. Their brain is roughly the size of an amoeba and it functions just as efficiently.

How are you not getting this? It’s so darn simple. Are you an Amoeba-brain?

by Dexterdoright February 24, 2025

Wiki-brain

Knowledge of a particular subject comprised primarily or completely of information gained from Wikipedia. Depending on the topic at hand, a Wiki-brain can be extensive and accurate or miniscule and fictitious.

One: How do you know so much about Metallica? You're not even a fan!
Two: I'm not, but I have a Wiki-brain about them.

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One: You know that help you gave me on that essay last night? It was all wrong! I failed!
Two: Sorry, man. I warned you it was just a Wiki-brain.

by WikiBrainer October 14, 2011

Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged

Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted

by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020

Souls-like Brain rot

when you cannot enjoy anything unless there is dodge rolling and killing involved

“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i can’t play games like Animal crossing”

by Souls like Brain rot June 8, 2025

Taser-brain

Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.

“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”

by Maniacweirdo November 21, 2018

dude brain syndrome

When a guy over reacts to a situation that is triggered by a female , loved one , family member. They will see’s red , they would become uncontrollable, no one is safe , jumps to conclusions ( creating scenarios that haven’t happened or potentially happened ) with or with out evidence. Could potentially lead to breaking stuff , showing up places unwarranted , major freaking out , lots of cursing , yelling , long detailed text , lots of voicemails . Essentially going off the deep end .

Gregg found out his girl was texting another guy . Gregg got dude brain syndrome and lost his mind and was creating scenarios in his head and freaking out about anything and everything on her.

by Antics23 March 31, 2023