Brown eyes 

The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.

Girl: Finally! I'm getting contacts to cover up my gross brown eyes
Girl 2: congratulations! Brown eyes are disgusting.

Brown eyes by swiftsky October 3, 2017

brown bear 

A pussy bitch of a bear. This little softie isn't hurting shit, and if one is encountered the appropriate response is to kick the ever loving shit out of it.

Ted: Hey, look Carl, a brown bear in its natural habitat, fishing in the river and feeding its cubs!

Carl: Let's kick it's ass!

*Carl and Ted proceed to kick the bear's ass*

brown bear by Mister Moo August 5, 2007

Brown (the car)

best car ever. manages to overcome the fact that it's owned by Monkey. Fun fact: has cow-print seats.

Terry G and Brown. What a fine couple that would be.

Brown (the car) by Tricia Truthan August 21, 2003

Brown n' Crumbly 

To be high by means of "Chocolate".

"Nigga you's so brown n' crumbly!"
"Shit.. yeah I'm ripped!"

Brown n' Crumbly by le thtoner January 27, 2007

brown out 

The act of having to close the city, town or recreation area pool due to a brown out...someone's kid has poo-ed in the pool. They have to close the pool, fish out the poo, shock with chemicals and wait...sometimes a couple of hours, sometimes for the day.

We had to leave the pool yesterday due to the brown out!

brown out by zachsrents November 13, 2009

Brown bottle swine

brown bottle swine is defined as the disgusting filthpig asshole who at your small poker game feels the need to chew tobacco at the table and without notifying anyone decides to use an empty dark colored beer bottle that you are accustomed to drinking out of and using it as a spittoon.yet setting it down at the table within close proximity of another person.unbeknownst to the soon to be victim who thinks has has yet 1 more swig left of his beer takes said bottle with a trace of another mans spit and used tobacco and whatever else,puts it to his lips to drink and to his dismay finds the grim reality of filth.this act is punishable by death.the reaction of the of the victim is vomiting horribly,defined as the brown bottle flu.

a friend of mine called me up one evening after work and asked if i would like to meet him and a few other guys at the clubhouse to play a game of poker.i said hell yea,ran to the store and got a 6 pack and as i neared the end of my last bottle,i realised i must be in the company of the brown bottle swine,given the spit and tobacco i digested.soon i was under the clear understanding that i had the brown bottle flu.

Brown bottle swine by Mr.Badluck May 20, 2010

Brown Sock

The act of pulling your anal canal out of your anus; thus creating a "brown sock". Or in other words, your ass is turned inside out so it is hanging out of your butthole.

"Oh my gosh! You rode that roller coaster so fast that you brown socked!"

Brown Sock by Mr. McQueef June 15, 2011