6 definitions by swiftsky

Roblox

A gaming platform that is getting shittier and shittier everyday, due to the toxic community of 9 year olds the moderators are forced to have make a super shitty filter that only allows you to say around 30% of the words in the dictionary. There are a lot of games on roblox titled "adopt and raise a baby" which attract a significant amount of little kids that want to get a boyfriend or girlfriend. The moderators are known to be extremely greedy and will force you to membership and robux.

Guy 1: Do you play roblox?

Guy 2: No, when I played roblox I saw
two little kids online dating.

by swiftsky July 7, 2017

DanTDM

A shitty youtuber, who mainly plays roblox and minecraft and other shitty games, all 10 year olds love him. He mostly has clickbait thumbnails and his channel doesn't serve a point apart from annoying the shit out of everyone. He has 14 million subscribers, most of which are bots and his 8-11 year old fans.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about DanTDM?
Guy 2: Yeah, his vids are cancer

by swiftsky June 14, 2017

sock juice

the delicious nectar made when you squeeze your wet, sweaty, fresh from soccer practice socks. You can drink it, or use it as lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Hey, you want anything to drink?
Guy 2: Yes, of course! Sock juice!
Guy 1: Good choice, I'll get my dirty sweaty socks.

by swiftsky January 17, 2018

deprexia

A combination of the 2 words, dyslexia and depression, typically used to describe how you are feeling, the perfect word to use when you do terrible on a spelling test and you are upset about it.

Girl 1: Omg, I got 2/25 on my spelling test, I totally have deprexia
Girl 2: Samee, I got 5/25, I'm a deprexic piece of shit : (

by swiftsky January 17, 2018

Unrealisthicc

When a girl is so thicc to the point where it's unrealistic

guy 1: ay did you see the new girl, she thicc as fuck

guy 2: yea man she unrealisthicc

by swiftsky April 7, 2018

Brown eyes

The ugliest and most common eye color, brown eyes aren't very nice because brown is the color of shit. Brown eyes aren't exotic, rare, or beautiful, and the only people who think otherwise are just jealous of people with blue and green eyes and want to feel better about themselves. Brown eyes are shit.

Girl: Finally! I'm getting contacts to cover up my gross brown eyes
Girl 2: congratulations! Brown eyes are disgusting.

by swiftsky October 3, 2017