CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.

**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”

by The Dog Father January 17, 2023

brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018

Baron Brains

When you’re too smart for the world. Top notch smartness than no one can compare to

I wouldn’t have even thought of that! She really has Baron Brains

by Minnnnnnn- February 12, 2024

Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.

Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.

by whereisthefood October 21, 2017

Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.

Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022

Brain Kissed

WHEN SOMEONE YOU LOVE OR HAVE FEELINGS FOR, USES THAT FEELINGS ADVANTAGE, TO GET THEIR OWN PROFIT OR DESIRED ANYTHING,LEAVING YOU UNKNOWN JUST WITH A PITY KISS ON YOUR BRAIN AND A SCAR ON YOUR HEART

You and your girlfriend...dreams of touching stars and photos and what not
You: paying all the goals and completing the space ship

gf : cooking meals, groceries and Netflix (you pay)
you: flying a spaceship, dodging asteroids
gf: I'm hungry , are we there yet?
*not there but amazing view, far from earth, far from reality*
*nearly there!!*
BOOMM!! ----------Jhonny Sins in the trunk (Brain kissed moment)
you ; probably working for jhonny in the stars and yeah Brain kissed!

by new slams August 28, 2021

Landen brain

Like a boltzmann brain. But it knows it's in a chaotic void with no laws of physics so it can control the void with its mind.

A landen brain created a hamburger

by anonymous October 7, 2020