by doctadittoo January 29, 2018
Get the free raidmug. by emmaegg March 9, 2022
Get the free vapingmug. Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!
Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.
by QuacksO August 12, 2019
Get the free-food fiascomug. Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul
by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021
Get the Gluten freemug. A phrase used by pro-Palestinians to call for a free Palestine, because Isnotreal is illegally occupying Palestine and oppressing the innocent Palestinians.
by theurbandictionarier February 21, 2024
Get the From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!mug. Used when people intentionally or accidentally show their feet in videos or pictures, implying the viewer has a sexual interest in feet or ironically does.
by TheCIAisEvil July 11, 2022
Get the For free?mug. Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.
Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.
by Maddiison November 24, 2018
Get the Freemug.