Nut Hose

A party trick where you put your balls in the hose of vacuum, temporarily stretching them out.

John: Do you have a vacuum?
Jimmy: Yeah, why.
John: I'm trying to impress Sydney by showing her my nut hose.
Sydney: Holy shit his balls are so big

by ItsRec March 21, 2021

Taylor Hoseph

ABSOLUTE HOTTIE😩🥵💯

WE LOVE YOU TAYLOR HOSEPH OUR EMO WHORE DADDY

by Emo fag:) March 21, 2021

Party Host Rights

The rights a party host gets, including not being called a party pooper when they do something to calm it down. They have this right since they were the ones who started it in the first place.

You can’t say that because of my party host rights.
He was violating his party host rights by calling him a party pooper.

by Javatron April 14, 2021

Planting Hostas

Sucking Dick

I was planting Hostas last night..

by PlantyPlant April 29, 2021

toast_hostess

The alt account of toasty lunch who is a wet noodle and part of pain

Yo toast_hostess get on your main account bro

by The_pailidan July 21, 2021

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Garden hose

Anyone that would shoot somebody over a garden hose is a luttle too silly to have a gun.

I shot the guy who was going to shoot me over the garden hose before he could do it because I knew he wasn't right in the head, which is a good reason.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021