turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Wiki-brain

Knowledge of a particular subject comprised primarily or completely of information gained from Wikipedia. Depending on the topic at hand, a Wiki-brain can be extensive and accurate or miniscule and fictitious.

One: How do you know so much about Metallica? You're not even a fan!
Two: I'm not, but I have a Wiki-brain about them.

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One: You know that help you gave me on that essay last night? It was all wrong! I failed!
Two: Sorry, man. I warned you it was just a Wiki-brain.

by WikiBrainer October 14, 2011

Jib Brain

Noun; When a person is retarded beyond all belief

Bro 1: Can you get AIDs by fucking a cow?

Bro 2: Dude I think you have Jib Brain

by BigBananaBoi April 3, 2019

Brain blur

The meaning of someone having trouble understanding that it is ok to feel a certain type of way.

I just had a brain blur!

by hahaha1314 December 12, 2020

bell brain

brain - means the head of the penis because it is suppose to look like a brain

it links into bell end ,bell head

"shut up you bell brain"

by <Jamie> February 26, 2008

brain nugget

Words of wisdom often used to impart philosophical interpretation in song.

Yo, that brain nugget you spit at the Rap Battle last night was DOPE!

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

Shit fuck for brains

Dumbass

What, you new?
What are you, a Shit Fuck For Brains?

by Discreet Sectrearions December 2, 2020