pin the tail on the donkey 

While having sex doggystyle and wearing a condom after finishing the male pulls off the now full condom inside out while getting the female's attention so she turns to look back at him, so he can then stick the condom between her eyes thus having pinned the tail on the donkey/ass.

I'm definitely goin to pin the tail on the donkey tonight when I'm done with that chick.

pin the tail on the donkey by MediumNasssty April 3, 2022

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey 

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey by penisshakes December 8, 2023

Donkek 

Idiot, fool or imbecile...

"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"

Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015

Donkeh 

when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely

Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!

Donkeh by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019

Righty-Dokey, Skip. 

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.

Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'

Righty-Dokey, Skip. by Raz91 November 25, 2010

Donked Out 

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.

"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"

Donked Out by Big J Macc June 23, 2009

Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances

#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...

Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009