jacques ze whipper

Very handsome and funny professional circus performer who uses whips to parody song requests by the audience.
Can be found at Renaissance Faires around the US.
Also has a cat named Scipio and a very hot ass.

Did you see Jacques Ze Whipper's performance at the RenFaire?

Someone requested the song "All The Single Ladies" and he said "I WILL DO ALL THE SINGLE LADIES".
The crowd went wild.

by salty-koala-bear March 10, 2024

I'm finna whip this ho

A phrase shouted before immediately crashing your car into a streetlight.

"I'm finna whip this ho"
*car accident noises*

by Rick Bahbosa May 26, 2025

as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025

Tangle of whippets

A group of whippets lying together, typically asleep, with their long limbs intertwined in such a way that it is difficult to tell which leg belongs to which dog.

“I walked into the living room and found a whole tangle of whippets on the sofa.”

by beriatan August 21, 2025

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top

Sex

If you do that again, so help me God I'll give you a Peach pie, whipped cream, with a cherry on top!

by anonymous May 5, 2025