Scan your page

1. Looking a significant other up and down with a calculated gaze, similar to a scanner.

Step into my circle of pleasure and let me scan your page.

by OfficerKingsley September 9, 2019

Oliver James Page

He is a complete cunt. However, is is a legend. He likes to lick hot steaming shits left behind in elderly homes. He is very yum.

“ yo, Oliver James Page!”

by Yummy funny moist February 13, 2020

ripped test page

When your on the most important question on your test....and your stupid pencil rips through the page...-_-

"Damn man!, that ripped test page is going to give you scars from your parents!"

by ripped test page March 12, 2020

big daddy paper

Homie with stacks on stacks.

yo did you see Chris got that job at goldman? Yeah bro, he's gonna be making that big daddy paper! He's for sure to start pulling some dimes now.

by big stacks April 12, 2020

180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

hitting on that paper

Getting that bread

Man Jeremy is getting real good rn
Yeah man he be hitting on that paper

by bobhello September 11, 2020