Itchy Penis

When the area around your penis begings to itch.

"Gawd, I have an itchy penis!"

by IX April 19, 2005

feminine penis

A penis with feminine characteristics, usually belongs to a trans woman, femboys, or traps

Doesn't necessarily has to be small, can be any size, horse cock long even, but for whatever reason are feminine. They smell good (like mangoes and yogurt), usually pinkish, looks soft and cute just like their owners, VERY sensitive, and are delicate. Wash with soap and warm water first.

"And please remember! It's not gay, if it's a feminine penis!"
- Big Man Tyrone

by 8we6oqd4wq November 17, 2021

Girl Penis

A penis attached to a girl

"Hey have you seen Amanda's girl penis?" "Yeah it's bigger then mine!"

by KushMan1021 February 15, 2010

small penis

A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis

Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs

by Kagome_1274 July 28, 2006

penis holster

1. A homosexual male, who likes to take it in the anus. See boundy.

2. A homosexual male's anus.

Boundy is a penis holster, he stole my money!
I stuck my dick in Frank's loose penis holster last night.

by cash August 3, 2004

ear penis

Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.

After

I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.

by dewexdewex October 18, 2008

penis booger

the residue of semen left in ones trousers after of night of self pleasuring without cleanup

There are so many penis boogers in my underwear because I had to please myself because I have morning wood because girls find me unattainable and grotesque. The dried penis boogers are difficult to get out in the wash.

by ferraldi January 13, 2011