Dave: Hey, how's it going
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
Joey: Good, no girlfriend still.
Dave: You're still hangin' with old blind bob?
Joey: Yes, im beating off now instead of being with women.
Dave: Pathetic.
by Good_Night_Lover June 1, 2010
Get the Hangin' With Old Blind Bobmug. by Krkič March 24, 2020
Get the old messages found in the futuremug. A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015
Get the Old crispy dick is at it againmug. A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
by The420microwave January 4, 2022
Get the 14 year old grandmamug. by DeMeisterJew September 26, 2009
Get the Dirty Olde English Pervertmug. The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.
Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.
by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017
Get the Gay Old Aunt Tommug. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Politically-Correct Old Lady! Born to fight justice while knitting at the same time. Gaze as she catches the bus! Stutter as she solves cross-word puzzles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 18, 2003
Get the Politically-Correct Old Ladymug.