chinoalfonz's definitions

Tennessee Cheesecake

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.

Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.

by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018

Hang Gang Bang

When you are having a girls game night that turns into a wine soaked gang bang when the husbands or boyfriends crash the party.

Just prepping for the neighborhood Bunco night that turns into a hang gang bang when all the husbands crash it!

by chinoalfonz March 9, 2021

Trash Panda

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018

Gay Old Aunt Tom

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.

Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.

by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017