Definitions by chinoalfonz

Hang Gang Bang 

When you are having a girls game night that turns into a wine soaked gang bang when the husbands or boyfriends crash the party.

Just prepping for the neighborhood Bunco night that turns into a hang gang bang when all the husbands crash it!

Hang Gang Bang by chinoalfonz March 9, 2021

Tennessee Cheesecake 

When you run out of Lube so you use Cream cheese instead to fuck someone’s ass.

Shit man. I gave her that good ole Tennessee Cheesecake since that’s all she had in the goddamn fridge.

Tennessee Cheesecake by chinoalfonz November 16, 2018

Trash Panda 

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

Trash Panda by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018

Gay Old Aunt Tom 

The hashtag #GOAT has always been associated to "Greatest of All Time".
In honor of THE GOAT, #12 Tom Brady of the New England Patriots.
We introduce the true definition of GOAT. Gay. Old. Aunt. Tom.

Tom Brady sure is an annoying fool, but be nice to Gay Old Aunt Tom, he is sweet even if mentally challenged.

Gay Old Aunt Tom by chinoalfonz April 14, 2017