5 definitions by The420microwave
The cool gay mutual that means your cool and gay if your mutuals with them (they like genshin women:000)
by The420microwave May 6, 2022
A grandma that is so extra and picky that she is mentally 14 years old, you can see her procrastinating and being problematic the majority of the time
Person: gosh I have such a 14 year old grandma
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
Person 2: omg really all I’ve seen her do is sleep, complain and play candy crush!
by The420microwave January 5, 2022
It’s blonde it’s virgo both of those factors are child torture you will find this woman being hypocritical and dramatic for no reason and telling people she is clean and will clean nothing whatsoever not to mention she is half assed and complains when other people are half assed even if she is more half assed then them
by The420microwave January 7, 2022
Someone who chased you around a public bathroom trying to face paint you as SpongeBob causing you to piss your pants while they attempt to climb up a stall door
by The420microwave August 26, 2023
Idk I keep finding these on that god forsaken clock app so uhhhhhh national warm toothpaste day also I love this day it’s my one year anniversary so yay me
Me: June 6
Also me: I love that damn day
Me but on the internet: mmmm warm toothpaste
Me but in Spanish: ¿Por qué hay un avión debajo de esto?
Also me: I love that damn day
Me but on the internet: mmmm warm toothpaste
Me but in Spanish: ¿Por qué hay un avión debajo de esto?
by The420microwave January 6, 2022