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Dirty Mrs Claus

A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 22, 2023
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ishita fromhindi clasas

so bs=a=icslu shres this like girlin my hiundi calls hat i tqalk to sometimes yesh i kinda apodted her last yearand im hyere wutyh her again. ok so yeah shes kinda pervy herself cslling ou =teachers but ass fat like nah u gay for that fam. but anyways yeah yeah um sge is with a guy hnow that is easy to draw ya okwsowe gottta gonow bye maybe well toone backinsometime. toodles
bro shes her. she ishita fromhindi clasas
by anonymous January 20, 2024
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Hop on Clash

A 3 minute long dick fight between 2 guys, the first 1 who nuts loses.
Hey, u want to Hop on Clash? Sure, i got 3 minutes to spare.
by Brlic February 25, 2024
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Black Santa Claus

Black Santa Claussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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A “single-status-scoping” maneuver to see whether a hot chick whom you’re interested in is rocking anything besides “non-official” finger-jewelry.
Using da triple-s double-handshake clasp is merely one of several pleasant hands-accessing techniques to visually determine if a gal is wearing wedding and/or engagement rings --- doing finger-interlacings, playing fingertips or palm-juggle or wrist-clap, or performing other soh-shuh-buhl activities wif her pretty hands are all good ways of figuring out whether said attractive damsel might be someone whom you could either court yourself or at least consider asking for a “more than just a hands-and-feet relationship” status.
by QuacksO November 21, 2024
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Ozempic Santa Claus

When a billionaire spends too long in the K-hole
Wow, when that rocket guy finally made it back, he looked like an Ozempic Santa Claus
by NotHalfBad333 December 27, 2024
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The best clash royale players

Dang Nathan and Yael are the best clash royale players
by BabyFjster April 24, 2025
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