self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.
most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.
by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011
A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.
"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"
by BIGXSCHMEAT September 09, 2020
Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!
by ChackyJan April 06, 2008
A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.
by MonasThighs May 16, 2019
A death syndrome caused by one's intention to eat when one is bored. It may lead to serious artery/vein cloggings and may lead to sudden death.
Fuck, im so bored lets go eat. Im totally gonna have Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): in a couple of years.
by your mother(: February 10, 2009
A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.
Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG
by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006
A co-worker that constantly looks over his cube wall when he hears others talking and barges in on the conversation. This person usually has the characteristic that follow:
Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
Fat
Curly Hair
Smells like wet grass
Smells like milk
Breath smells like a rubber boot
Tells jokes that no one laughs at
by Snake75 June 07, 2005