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Who's Now 

"Who's Now" was a daily series aired during SportsCenter throughout July 2007, in which viewers helped ESPN determine the ultimate sports star by considering both on-field success and off-field buzz. That's from Wikipedia and they have to be impartial. If you were to ask any sports fan, they would tell you that the series is one of the most patently contrived, idiotic nonsense to ever hit the airwaves. Most people instantly change the channel - to absolutely anything - when the theme music for the segment begins.
"Who's Now is so artificial, from concept to execution, that watching it is like chewing Styrofoam." - Newsweek
Who's Now by Trendon August 6, 2007
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snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction
Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.
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Snowbutter 

A definition created by Bianca Nalia of Mixed Messages.

A sloppy, racist white woman who fetishes Black culture, especially Black men and uses them to have Mixed babies they use as accessories to fund their mediocrity. They are jealous of Black women and lane swerve through butchering AAVE and appropriating Black hair styles.

A.K.A. "The Butters"
"The Kardashians are straight up Snowbutters"
Snowbutter by Bianca Nalia December 4, 2020

African Snowstorm 

A phrase used to describe participating in sexual intercourse with 2 or more well pigmented chocolate females, then ejaculating all over them until they turn white and look like they were in a snowstorm
Bro 1: Bro I African snowstormed some bitches last night
Bro 2: brooo sick lemme join in and we can double stuff Oreo next time
Bro 1: alright np i will let u know
Bro 2: thanks brotatochip

snowymiles 

the best minecraft player
have you seen snowymiles? he is the best minecraft player
Yes I have he shit on me!!

snowgoons 

A pair of 4 producers, located in mannheim, germany.
Currenty they are singned at Babygrande records, their album "German Lugers" appeared in middle of 2007, featuring Afu Ra, Sean Price, Jus Allah, Celph Titled and many, many others.
-Have you already heard German Lugers by the snowgoons ?
-Of course ! In fact, I've heard nothing else for at least 3 months
snowgoons by Benjyy January 11, 2008

2A Snowflake 

A gun rights advocate whose mind is incapable of accepting even the most reasonable limits on the Second Amendment.
Congressman: "I propose that we place a 10 megaton limit on personal nuclear devices."
2A Snowflake: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
2A Snowflake by Cletus Pickens October 17, 2019