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Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn
"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"
by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016
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Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.
Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte
by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024
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funny porn

Porn either made with comedic intent in mind, or porn so bad it's funny.
I once saw porn where a guy fucked his wife with a rubber chicken. it was funny porn
by CrungleChugger97 October 21, 2021
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Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.
Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016
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sponsoring porn hub

spurs is absolutely shite, they need money to buy another southamericans or 2.0 sonheungmin
so they can win trophies

hmmmmmmmm i know sponsoring porn hub in front of our kit and like barcelona's unicef at the back of their kit we will also add a rule 34 website in our back of the kit and extra of other porn websites and also renaming our stadium into sex hotspur stadium wait just intercourse hotspur stadium, it's appropiate one, probably

great idea our money cash william flowing, we will not choke manshitster sheiky league and win ufo champions leageeu
and we also definitely having more fans!!!1

yes that was my idea, the boardzz will like it i hope i dont get sacked of course

years goes by

years goes by

no way doggggg we profit 1 billion$ !!!! pure cash no oil from arab

but you're still wondering to our fans right?

dont worry, they know the true of themselve like MU fans

porn addiction rate increases from 10% to 90% and they admit it

oh that's why janitor keeps complaining about sperms are everywhere in the stadium

not only that since then, everyone become addicted not just not our fans too

and they dont want admit it?

they aren't our fans dumbass and respect privacy...
but that influence was crazy as fuck

and is internet....

INTERNET IS INFESTED OF IT YOU FUCK

oh shit....
moral of the story: don't be that guy, who was sponsoring porn hub aka don't be instant.
by ြြြ April 28, 2023
mugGet the sponsoring porn hubmug.

porn

the porn is very pretty to watch and i love to watch that. i watch porn on pornhub
what porn do you watch?
by marie0 March 21, 2022
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