Muffinsexual 

A person who gets turned on by other people eating muffins. They can also get turned on by muffins themselves, though this is pretty rare.

A muffinsexual will sometimes go as far as tweeting the person they envision eating a muffin to tell them so.

A muffinsexual does not fantasize about just anyone eating muffins. They fantasize about severely hot people, like Mikey Way from the band My Chemical Romance, eating muffins during their "play time".

No one is certain of the origin of this term.

Random Person: Look! It's Mikey Way, from My Chemical Romance!

Muffinsexual: Oh, God. What I would do to just see that man eat a muffin.

Random Person: Are you a muffinsexual?

Muffinsexual: Fuck, yeah.

Muffinsexual by Aly_Goez_Rawrrrr June 29, 2009

Muffintopulating 

When a person, usually a female, wears pants that are too tight for their belly causing their fat to flow over the top of the waist of their pants.

Man, check out that girl! She looks so weird muffintopulating like that. Maybe she needs to buy bigger pants or lose some weight...

Muffintopulating by xo0KiMBeRLy0ox May 2, 2014

muffinroll 

A person who, while playing board games, puts the dice on their mouth and rolls the muffin.

That guy is a total muffinroll, he rolled his muffin when casting a fireball in D&D.

muffinroll by MuffinRoll February 28, 2018

Milk Muffins 

Boobs.

Damn, did you see those Milk Muffins of hers?

Milk Muffins by Rainbowkiwi January 12, 2010

Mackin Muffins 

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina

Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
vjaygo downeat pussylick a likesrubbing it up

Mackin Muffins by RonRex May 7, 2010

Squashed muffins 

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive

Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins”
Girl:”Bitch wtf”

Squashed muffins by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

Cuttin' Muffins by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022