I’ve reached pink

When you face time a girls do she’s wearing underwear and a bra while her boy friend is right next to her.

Dude I’ve reached pink with the hottest girl in our school!

I’ve reached pink by Norplu September 19, 2020

I like your cut g no cap 

When your friend gets a neat ass hair cut and you want to slap them, so you do. Then your friends get angry at you so you say “I like your cut g no cap” and they’re like “oh that’s ok, thanks bro”.

No cap means no lie so if someone says no cap, you know they ain’t lying.

You: *slaps friend*
Friend: Dude wth was that for?!
You: I like your cut g no cap
Friend: Oh that’s ok, thanks bro

I like your cut g no cap by ReekidxMichael Jackson= ReeHee September 29, 2020

I need to do my homework 

me too, bro. me too.

P.S. Truthfully actually I need to do my homework

I need to do my homework by damnboihethic69 January 25, 2021

I hate myself 

When you seriously messed up and you don't want to get in trouble

OH NO I BROKE THAT CLOCK I HATE MYSELF

I hate myself by StopTalkingToOtherPeople February 11, 2021

i caca 

i caca is poopie in your pants

You: "i caca"
me "agreed"

i caca by Joe Mama got’em April 3, 2021

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is 

an amazing song by Ibuki Mioda

"Have you heard the song I Squeezed Out The Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who The Father Is?"
"IN COLLEGE I SPENT ALL MY DAYS-"

i squeezed out the baby, yet i have no idea who the father is by Professional Jotaro Simp April 20, 2021

I believe in Science 

The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.

The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.

I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science

I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates

I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science

I believe in Science by J B10 May 15, 2021