Someone who lives the emo life to the fullest. Listens to a lot of emo music, wears emo clothes, and cries themselves to sleep.
Dave: "Hey Ted, check out my new glasses! See they are cool because I don't really need glasses...but no one knows!"
Ted:"Emo slut"
Ted:"Emo slut"
by 1234567890239042342342123 July 21, 2006
Get the emo slut mug.Contrary to popular belief, emos do not actually have "Sex". In order for emos to reproduce, they must slit their own wrists(Sometimes the naughty ones will slit each others) and then exchange blood, thereby releasing Emocondriuns into the said "Emo"'s blood stream.
Emo Guy: Hey.. *Hair flip* wanna do some nasty Emo Sex..?
Emo Girl: Yeah.. sure.. *Double hair flip*...
Emo Guy & Girl: *Cuts their wrists and exchange blood, walking away crying and wanting to write Emoems*
Emo Girl: Yeah.. sure.. *Double hair flip*...
Emo Guy & Girl: *Cuts their wrists and exchange blood, walking away crying and wanting to write Emoems*
by Lexle May 14, 2007
Get the Emo Sex mug.A is for Angsty; always angsty, often without reason.
B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.
C is for Clone; they are all alike.
D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.
E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.
F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.
G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.
H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.
I is for I; because that is all they think about.
J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.
K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.
L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.
M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends.
N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.
O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.
P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.
Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.
R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.
S is for Scars; up and down their arms.
T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.
U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are.
V is for Virgin; no reason at all...
W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more.
X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel.
Y is for Youth; among many things wasted.
Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
B is for Bangs; to cover their eyes in a rather stupid way, causing them to trip a lot.
C is for Clone; they are all alike.
D is for Define; they not only are emo, they must constantly define themselves as emo.
E is for Everybody; all the people who want to beat them up.
F is for Facebook; because they can't make friends in real life.
G is for "Guys"; because it just needs air quotes.
H is for Half Haircut; because they only pay for half which is why they have side bangs.
I is for I; because that is all they think about.
J is for Joyless, because they are determined to have no fun.
K is for Kitten; because they are equal to kittens in both stregnth and intellegence.
L is for Love: because they cry so much about it.
M is for Myspace.com; because otherwise they would have no friends.
N is for Nonconformist; because they are such nonconformists because they conform to the nonconformists.
O is for Overly Dramatic; because they can't stop whining.
P is for Poetry; it takes two emos to screw in a lightbulb, on to do it, and one to write a poem about it.
Q is for Quitters; because they are such experts.
R is for Razors; because their HD TVs are not big enough, so the solution is self-mutilation.
S is for Scars; up and down their arms.
T is for Tantrum; because the store was out of their favourite soy drink.
U is for Ugly; because most of them don't know they are, but all of them are.
V is for Virgin; no reason at all...
W is for Want; because no matter ho much they have, thay still want more.
X is for X-acto; they cut themselves to feeeeeel.
Y is for Youth; among many things wasted.
Z is for Zero, all the world wants and needs.
Dick: ...Want, X-acto, Youth, and Zero.
Jane: What was that song you were singing, Dick?
Dick: It is the emo alphabet, from our book "Emo With Dick and Jane."
Jane: What was that song you were singing, Dick?
Dick: It is the emo alphabet, from our book "Emo With Dick and Jane."
by Melizzie March 27, 2008
Get the emo alphabet mug.emo are those people who show their feelings through singing and writing suicidal notes ..
being emo is not of how many accessories you have ..
most of emo are horny ..
they want to fuck girls ..
but if the girl left him he will cry and cry ..
real emo don't judge other they don't insult poser cause emos
ignore other people cause they give importance to they loved one ..
like einjhel and mhonmhon ..
they don't care of other people around them ..
they care of themselves ..
being emo is not of how many accessories you have ..
most of emo are horny ..
they want to fuck girls ..
but if the girl left him he will cry and cry ..
real emo don't judge other they don't insult poser cause emos
ignore other people cause they give importance to they loved one ..
like einjhel and mhonmhon ..
they don't care of other people around them ..
they care of themselves ..
einjhel and mhonmhon have traits of emo
by einjhel September 7, 2007
Get the traits of emo mug.Small, inconsequential cuts, or the scars left from them, that the more dedicated emos adorn their arms with so as to encourage others to pity them and agree that their life is as bad as they say. Kids with these aren't suicidal, only attention-seeking, if not status-seeking. A pathetic "hobby"/"accessory" and major insult to the people that really do feel they have no way out and need to end their own life.
1: Did you see Hotnick's emo cuts?
2: Yeah, sad little starfish, we already pity him enough without them!
2: Yeah, sad little starfish, we already pity him enough without them!
by Short & furious death September 22, 2005
Get the emo cuts mug.The emo cycle is the self perpetuating cycle caused by emos and their views on the world. It starts when they start whining about nobody liking them, which leads to people not liking them even more, which leads to more whining, which leads to a perpetual continuance of this cycle.
emo: wahhh why doesn't anyone like meee....
other guy: thats why
emo: what do u mean (sob)
other guy: you have obviosly fallen victim to the emo cycle
other guy: thats why
emo: what do u mean (sob)
other guy: you have obviosly fallen victim to the emo cycle
by napoleondynamite November 9, 2008
Get the emo cycle mug.An emo palace is a household with an emo kid, usually more than one. Emo Palaces may contain many emo corners and razorblades for comfort and recreational purposes.
Look at Ashley retreat into her Emo Palace. I heard she sits in her emo corner with her razorblades and slits her wrists.
by Mister Miser March 22, 2008
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