13 definitions by Mister Miser
Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.
Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."
by Mister Miser March 28, 2008
by Mister Miser May 11, 2008
An emo palace is a household with an emo kid, usually more than one. Emo Palaces may contain many emo corners and razorblades for comfort and recreational purposes.
Look at Ashley retreat into her Emo Palace. I heard she sits in her emo corner with her razorblades and slits her wrists.
by Mister Miser March 22, 2008
Adjective. 1. Something or Someone sho causes orgasms in any gender.
2. An action or practise that was sexually exciting.
3. Beautiful
2. An action or practise that was sexually exciting.
3. Beautiful
1:
MySpace Loser: Sometimes, I'd like to think that my millions of pictures on MySpace is orgasmic to some hot chick in Japan.
2:
Hot Chick in Japan: The sex last night with that MySpace Loser was Orgasmic!
3:
Museum Curator: Leonardo da Vinci's artwork was simply orgasmic!
MySpace Loser: Sometimes, I'd like to think that my millions of pictures on MySpace is orgasmic to some hot chick in Japan.
2:
Hot Chick in Japan: The sex last night with that MySpace Loser was Orgasmic!
3:
Museum Curator: Leonardo da Vinci's artwork was simply orgasmic!
by Mister Miser March 21, 2008
<grlegrl> Hork: OMG DO U LIEK CYBER?
<Hork> grlegrl: That is against the site rules oo;
<grlegrl> so?
<grlegrl> lets do it neways
<Hork> Ctrl+C'd and reported
* grlegrl has left {killed: Chatroom Violation} **
Joseph: "Hey Jack, check out this paper I wrote for 3rd hour Social Studies"
* Jack reads paper **
Jack: "Dude, I covered the same topic and when I was researching I went to the Wiki, which you OBVIOUSLY copy and pasted on to this paper!"
Joseph: "Oh noes!"
* God smites Joseph **
<Hork> grlegrl: That is against the site rules oo;
<grlegrl> so?
<grlegrl> lets do it neways
<Hork> Ctrl+C'd and reported
* grlegrl has left {killed: Chatroom Violation} **
Joseph: "Hey Jack, check out this paper I wrote for 3rd hour Social Studies"
* Jack reads paper **
Jack: "Dude, I covered the same topic and when I was researching I went to the Wiki, which you OBVIOUSLY copy and pasted on to this paper!"
Joseph: "Oh noes!"
* God smites Joseph **
by Mister Miser March 29, 2008
A chighter is someone who enters chatrooms to contradict everything you say. Chighters love to fight. Chighters' natural habitats are Chatrooms such as IRC and forums. Chighters might also send menacing e-mails to site admins because they believe something different. Chighters' comebacks are usually really lame like 'Your mom ____'
See Troll and Retarded
See Troll and Retarded
* christenM has joined **
<lokai> brok: Dude, I heard that Cr0ken is going on vacation.
<christenM> lokai: your mom is going on vacation with me.
* christenM has left **
<lokai> What a Chighter.
<lokai> brok: Dude, I heard that Cr0ken is going on vacation.
<christenM> lokai: your mom is going on vacation with me.
* christenM has left **
<lokai> What a Chighter.
by Mister Miser March 29, 2008