Walking Hazard

Aimee...

Aimee is a walking hazard and needs to be kept on a leash at all times.

by qwedcxsza July 3, 2023

intimate walking

Another word for dancing

My friend and I engaged in intimate walking this afternoon for the first time in a fortnight.

by katorisenko May 22, 2018

Cunt Walk

To walk in a cunty and confident way, typically to a cunty song.

I love to cunt walk to Charli XCX's song, "365" and imagine myself as a model.

by bumpinthat365 March 22, 2025

walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”

“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad

by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022

Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024

Walking Starlight

When a person is so haphazardly drunk that they start walking embarrassingly wrong.

“Hey, is John okay?”
“Yeah, I’m not sure
He’s walking starlight”

by dinkydonk23 April 27, 2024