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Pre-Porn 

Pre-Porn is an essential ingredient for a nice long jerking session. This is what you view before jacking or jilling off, in order to prepare yourself for your masturbation session, and can include things like: work-out videos, underwear models, and various slightly sexual gifs.
"how long do you masturbate?"

"oh, about an hour or so."
"really? for an hour?"
"yeah, but a fair amount of that time I'm just watching pre-porn."
Pre-Porn by ElCrapo April 18, 2017
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Animatronic porn 

Animatronic porn mostly is based off Fnaf (Five Nights at Freddys) an amazing hour game with 9 installments, fans of Fnaf thought it would be Funny to make Animatronic porn (witch you probably shouldn't) and so ya y3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3eeeeeee3eeeeeee3eeeeeeett5t

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otherwise known as WBPD, white boy porn dick is the phenomena of a tall, lanky white man having an absolute hog. mans is shaped like uncooked spaghetti with legs that go up to his sternum, but rest assured, he's packin.
That tall dude you took home last night seemed like kind of a square, how was it?

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gay midget porn 

Gay midget porn is one of the hottest things to happen on this earth. If you have never watched it go out and watch it now.

murder porn 

Pornography involving the mutilation or death of an individual. Often considered to be a disgusting variation of classical porn.
Stabbing a woman while raping her, now THAT's murder porn.
murder porn by Rooney Pwner December 4, 2005
the act of two corn snakes getting it one with one another.
corn porn by Anonymous August 24, 2003