toxic waste of life 

A person who routinely proves that he/she serves no purpose in society. Generally carry themselves with a sense that they are the hottest shit on planet earth and are incapable of being wrong on any manner. This term can often be applied to celebrities, entertainers, artists and subjects of news stories who recieve accolades for no apparent reason. When critisized will often resort to "pouting" and "acting like a little bitch". Can generally be summed up as a waste of precious oxygen.

That guy is a toxic waste of life.

toxic waste of life by rocky skyline November 2, 2009

Real Life Shit 

RLS for short... Whenever a story is outdone by some douche-bag who always has to over-exceed your story. Inspired by a co-worker who always seemed to have an extremely intense, more gripping story than I.

John - "Damn man, yeah, one time I hiked Morro Rock and almost slipped and died man."

Forzley - "Oh, really? One time I climbed a similar rock tripped and broke my leg in 3 places, had a stick impaled through my arm, and walked away."

John -"Fuck.. That's real life shit."

Real Life Shit by Cbear69 January 12, 2009

loving life 

An expression (verb) used when in high spirits to illustrate a person is in the process of 'loving life'. The phrase can be used in casual conversation or as a declaration in it's own right. Use of the remark in daily life ranges from airing a person's feelings of happiness to using the term as a catchphrase when in a state of euphoria. When used online on social networking sites the spelling 'lovin lyf' is often taken.

Jack: I just bought this top for £2.
Jamie: LOVING LIFE.

Jack: Are you loving life?
Jamie: Yes.

Jamie: We're going to this cool party tonight...
Jack: LOVING LIFE.

loving life by wwbcdic September 27, 2011

Hows life ? 

1) Like using 'How are you?' or "Wussup ?"
2) A word to use when having no way to reply. Used to fill in the awkward silence.

Bob: Hi.
Bobby: Hi.
Bob: I think I'm on my period.
Bobby: But arent you a guy ?
Bob: Yeah.
Bobby: Soo, Hows life ?

Hows life ? by unicorn wannbe person July 1, 2011

greek life 

paying for friends; joining a fraternity or sorority; by joining greek life people will stereotype you correctly based on your letter and where you will have no individual identity

Greek life sucks, why should you pay for your friends when you can just pay for your alcohol and drink with your friends?

greek life by GDindependent March 29, 2012

the meaning of life

The meaning of life is infact 42.

You're probably wondering why the meaning of life is just a number.

I won't explain to you this, but i'll tell you one thing.

To understand the answer, you must first understand the question.

{"Cave man" lays out following sentence in Scrabble stones: "What do you get if you multiply six by nine?")
Arthur: Six by nine? Forty-two? You know, I've always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe.
(Faint and distant voice:) Base thirteen!

the meaning of life by Douglas Adams January 11, 2004

sex life 

"Sex Life" is a term used to describe the occurances and nature of one's sexual practices. For example, if someone spends their weekends endulging in frenzies of sexual euphoria they have an 'active' sex life whereas someone who stays home doing puzzles with their grandma has a 'drab sack sex life'

Gabby: "I'm used to having a pretty active sex life"
Hank: "Me too. Let's get it on!"

sex life by SmellanieForchins March 6, 2010