Mummy Dick 

The appearence of one's dick when cleaning one's dick with toilet paper or kleenex after sex.

I was cleaning my junk with toilet paper after sex and the pieces of paper that got stuck made it look like a mummy dick. So I chased my girlfriend around the room with it.

Mummy Dick by dohboy69 August 27, 2009

Turbo dick 

(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.

Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.

Turbo dick by The real Cookie Monster September 29, 2013

Rotten Dick Jungle

An disease in which your pubes grow so damn thick that it's like a jungle - it starts to wrap around your cock like a bushy wall, even Trump doesn't wanna get in on that shit. And then it rots. Pretty self explanatory. It's gonna be lions and tigers and bears and shit in there too, probably Ebola, a barrel of fuckin monkeys, the whole goddamn shebang. TL;DR shave it to save it from rotten dick jungles.

Skye-"hey man, how've you been holding up lately?"
Riley-"not good man. My cock fell off from a bad case of rotten dick jungle."
Skye- "lol rip"

Rotten Dick Jungle by Cloudyskye69 March 1, 2019

Holding My Dick

Waiting for something to happen or for your turn. Coined to describe male porn actors who wait on the sidelines for their scene, Literally holding their dicks.

I wish I could study right now, but my books haven't arrived yet so I'm stuck here holding my dick.

Don't just stand there holding your dick, get a box and help me move.

If you don't plan on getting that bitch pregnant, you'd better hold your dick or stick it in her butt, else you'll wind up her babydaddy.

Holding My Dick by Scnd January 24, 2011

Coke Dick 

After snorting entirely to much cocaine causing one's cock to become completely useless.
"To much blow and the cock won't grow"

Jake Clitties from an episode of Californication during the shooting of "Vaginatown" gets Coke Dick after snorting some coke before a scene

Coke Dick by infamous joker May 7, 2009

Josh Dun's Dick 

clink clink
goes my dick
when i slap it on my chick
put it inside her shit
make her suck make her lick
my dick can do all the tricks
longer than a chopstick
rides like a broomstick
all lubed up and slick
this goes to the skeleton clique
because i love josh duns dick
and i bet it’s harder than his drumstick

Josh Dun's Dick is the best thing ever

Josh Dun's Dick by smutbean October 15, 2016

Dick Rub Club 

A place where you can go and be alone to masterbate. It has exceptional porn.

O man I just got back from a family vacation. I need to make a visit to the dick rub club

Dick Rub Club by erein September 13, 2004