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(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.
Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.
by The real Cookie Monster September 29, 2013
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Noun - When you excel 15 mph during intercourse and enter the speed force.
Noun, "That Eugene over there may be a weirdo, but he has a Turbo Dick!"
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by OmgItsBigBoy March 09, 2018
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A turbodick is someone who (after three or four premium lagers) decides that they are a ninja.

Turbodick is a stronger insult than dick.
Me: Look at Horatio, he's trying to kungfu a bouncer... again
You: Yeah, he's such a turbodick.
by Redheat May 17, 2005
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