Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017

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cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga April 23, 2018

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Ice cream

The proof that heaven exists

Child: Mom, I am tired of taking out the trash
Mom: *shows ice cream*
Child: gimme that trash!

by I gave up formal definitions January 12, 2018

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Ice-cream rain

Ice cream falling from the sky.....

Look at the rain Jordan it tastes like ice cream........ OMG.... it's .. ice-cream rain

by ZeroDoesWordsGood September 6, 2017

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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you

"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."

by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017

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