showerjack

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.

1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."

by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008

shwerd

the east meadow stoner's version of word.

"whaddup slut?
-shwerd yo!"

by Diva & Skittlez August 2, 2007

T'Showers

A mythical creature that during the 1700's, in colonial America, that would lure male teenagers into its cave during a rain storm with promises to give them knowledge of plants, and procede to torture and eat them.

In 1776 while fighting the british, Twp militia men, James R. Higgins III & Captain Brian Andrew Jacobs discovered a abandoned cave in Maryland filled with bones and articles of men's clohing.

T'Showers is said to appear every 50 years as a High School Biology Teacher due to her love of plants and fresh testostrone.

Cherries were thought to be a repelent.

When It begins to rain and I walk through the woods I run for I do not wish to be approached by T'Showers.

"Yo Nate, I Think our bio teacher is T'Showers."
"Dude, I need to go buy some cherries then!"

by piratehooker69 May 14, 2008

Showered

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.

"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"

by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015

shomer

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing

Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.

by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017

Showeting

The act of shitting(defecating) in the shower. Often accomplished by the user sitting on the shower drain and doing his act through the little filter that picks up the hair.

When the plumber came, the marks around the shower drain made it obvious that Michael Z had been showeting under the supervision of Mr.S.

by Roman December 21, 2003

Showerholic

Someone who showers way too many times a day.

Dad: Our water bill is outrageous, it's because our daughter showers 5 times a day!
Mom: I know, we need to find help for her. She's becoming a showerholic.

by Neurism November 15, 2011