Miffin's Bridge

The area between the anus and either male or female genitalia.

It was all going well until I got to Miffin's Bridge and then I notice Derek had grade A piles that were bleeding so I had to come back up for air.

Miffin's Bridge by Burns and Rob February 27, 2010

cuttin muffins

A polite slang term used to mean passing gas or farting. Less well-known and used to confuse people.

When someone asks you 'How are you doing'? You reply, 'Oh, I'm just cuttin muffins'.

cuttin muffins by Bill 'Puff' K September 19, 2007

MuffinMilk 

A fashion brand that is planning a takeover of the world, and have every wearing it.

-Yo dude, like wtf is a MuffinMilk?
-It's a new company bro! Check out their site.
-Oh okay cool.

MuffinMilk by MuffinMilk March 30, 2009

soggy muffins 

a game in which a bunch of guys get in a circle and jack off, and the last one to cum on the muffin either eats the muffin or gives the winner 10 seconds of head.

john:"how do you know what dick tastes like?"
petah:"because when we played soggy muffins, i wouldn't eat the cum of 50 guys"

soggy muffins by j0sie November 12, 2007

Muffinology 

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

Muffinology by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

Muffiny 

An act of absolute and unflinching indulgence whereby a muffin is consumed within a short time or in a socially innapropriate manner.

From the chocolatey mess around her mouth, it was clear that the woman had just committed muffiny.

Muffiny by bk-kaboom July 22, 2009

mississippi mudfinger 

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

mississippi mudfinger by Stan B. August 31, 2003