Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment 

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008

Heated gamer moment 

When you starting raging so hard that you shit yourself

Streamer: shits themself out of anger
Tier 3 sub: guys chill out he just had a heated gamer moment

Heated gamer moment by Generic Idiot September 8, 2021

Top G Moment 

Massive L. "Top G" was coined by the likes of misogynist dude-bro twats like Andrew Tate, but swiftly reclaimed at the end of 2022 when Greta Thunberg single-handedly ended his entire career with one tweet.

A: Hey, did you hear about Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate's twitter beef?
B: No, what's up?
A: Andy Pandy tried to flex and own Greta by bragging about his supercars with tons of emissions on twitter, and she tweeted back at him for him to enlighten her by emailing [e-mail]. Then after 10 hours all Tate could reply was some pathetic video attempting to defend himself but sounding like a butthurt little bitch, and the best part, the icing on the cake, was he revealed a pizza box which helped tip off to the Romanian authorities where he was and he got detained for human trafficking. What a Top G Moment
B: A Top G Moment indeed. 2022 is saved.

Top G Moment by chegbeg December 29, 2022

Women Moment

Something boys say who’ve never felt a women before and think they’re the funniest people alive.

Some Women: *does anything*

A social reject: wOmEn mOmEnT

Some Women: virgin moment

Women Moment by Itspizzatime February 26, 2021

blonde moment 

What my wife has when she puts my dinner in the oven and FORGETS TO TURN IT ON.

Her "Here, its a bit dark this night-time business isnt it"
Him "Er... obviously - you having a Blonde moment or something?"

blonde moment by Captain Zap September 29, 2003

Biden Moment 

When someone forgets something the should probably know.

Joe biden just had another biden moment

Biden Moment by NFTT August 6, 2021

Twitter Moment 

A moment in life you must tell everyone about V.I.A. Twitter. Usually told from a mobile device using Sms text messaging or a Twitter application. Sometimes involving a @ to another twitterer.

Girl-Oh my gosh did Taylor Swift just look at me?

Guy-No she looked at me! This is such a Twitter moment!

Twitter Moment by Awsomelyawsome August 11, 2009