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snuggle bumpkin

A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.
Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!

Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!

Me: Fo sho!
by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024
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bro bumping

that especially nice greeting when embracing and hugging your best bro, gym bro, or BFF and you tilt your pelvis forward to purposefully feel both your dicks touch.
John: “hey Joe, great to see you! Been a while, too long. How was your flight?”
(Embracing with bro bumping)
Joe: “excellent Bro! Whoa! Did I just feel your dick?”
John: “yep! We are bro bumping.”
Joe: “got me hard… let’s go!”
by allahalan February 13, 2026
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bisquit bumper

A lesbian, a female who has an affinity for other females.
Hey bro, I wonder if those two chicks are Bisquit Bumpers…

Dude! I thought I may have had a chance with her, but it turns out, she’s a Biscuit Bumper.
by Dick Rude February 9, 2025
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Black Bumps

Table salt laced with borax. Tell someone it's cocaine.
A: Dude! , no stop! It i's fucking Black Bumps!
B: I Loevv it 😈
by little_hollow February 17, 2025
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Skunk-Bumping

It is the opposite of docking. Instead of tip to tip, it is hole to hole.
I walked in on Dave and Bill, and they were ass to ass skunk-bumping!
by JRMontana March 31, 2025
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Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts
There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards
by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025
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Bologna bumps

When playing something like gartic phone or a drawing game, if you draw a wiener with an STD you say it has bologna bumps
1:wtf is that drawing
2:bologna bumps
by Agoober23 May 18, 2025
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